Similar films...

It's happened again. Some hotshot (and probably Jewish) Hollywood scriptwriters were having lunch at some hotshot restaurant made nearly entirely of hotshot glass windows with a nice hotsh(ok I'll stop) view and one of them needed to go to the bathroom (Jews have small bladders to go with their big pockets, apparently pseudo anti-semitic remarks make your blog edgy... you're right I apologise) and the other one jacked his whole script and BAM! two films about the same thing are being made at the same time. This may (probably not) have been the case with Battle: LA and Skyline, both films about aliens invading and now people are getting sued. Sidenote: Why are the aliens so much more advanced than us when they invade? Why don't they like fly down, land in Hackney or something and get shanked. Script'll be like
[Special effects as alien lands in Plaistow and exits spaceship] Aliens looks around quizically. Two black teenagers walk up to alien
BLACK TEENAGER 1: "Oi fam, what endz you from?"
ALIEN:...
BLACK TEENAGER 1:"Oi blud don't you hear me talking to you?!"
ALIEN (obviously clueless about the latest "street" lingo):...
BLACK TEENAGER 2 (looking at alien spaceship): "Yoooo look at his whip fam, its sick fam man needs one of dem! Truuust me!"
BLACK TEENAGER 1: "Is that your whip yeah bruv?
ALIEN: "TAKE ME TO YOUR..."
Black teenagers proceed to shoot alien and hop in the spaceship. END SCENE
Now I know that scene is shitand has major plot holes, but what you have to realise is that those two black teenagers would be played by Bashy and Noel Clarke (because according to any British "urban" film released in the last 5 years if you got off any bus in London chances are they would be the first people you'd see) so that dodgy dialogue would be the least of the film's problems. Anyway now the two films in question are Friends with Benefits and No Strings Attached, as you probably guessed they're  both about fuck buddies aka friends who decide to have sex without the emotions and all that jazz, here are the trailers: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/mila-kunis-is-justin-timberlakes-slam-piece and http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/ashton-kutcher-bangs-natalie-portman-ludacris. Now we all know they'll fall in love the end so to save time let's try and decide which one you should stream when they're released. Starting with the leads, Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman vs Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. This is close, as much as I dislike the two guys I dislike Kutcher more, but as much as I think the two women are hot I think Portman edges it. So let's go to supporting characters. One has Ludacris playing a sarcastic friend and one has Woody Harrelson playing the wise old guy. Another draw. So in the end I guess gun to your head if you had to pick one, go for ...
Friends with Benefits. There's swearing so its automatically better, but if you don't have a gun to your head go watch The Hangover 2. Peace