Sporting Excellence #1 (El Clásico)

So it's Thursday, the match (Barca vs Real) happened on Monday, why the late post? A number of reasons, when I watch the matched and was gonna do the original post (a loving tribute to all things Barca) I was in East Croydon and by the time I got back to my house I couldn't be bothered anymore (I'm apathetic and my ambitions burn brightly for a brief period of time before dying forever, you should've noticed that by the length of time between blog posts). Then on Tuesday I downloaded the match and was gonna embed it on the blog but the maximum video limit is 100mb, so that didn't happen. Then on Wednesday I uploaded the match to Megavideo (that took a hell of a long time) and now we find ourselves here, on Thursday with the following links
Pre match build up: http://www.megavideo.com/?d=T5LBY5AZ
1st half: http://www.megavideo.com/?d=2IKCTFMX
2nd half: http://www.megavideo.com/?d=C76NEKCZ

I hope the ten of you guys who actually read this blog appreciate me slaving over a hot laptop to bring you this (seriously the fan on the laptop must be broken because it gets really hot, like melt the snow outside hot, like don't put it on your lap if you ever plan on having children hot). The quality is wack because Megavideo is wack, but that doesn't matter. What matters is the inspirational way Barca played, it was beautiful, it inspired me to apply to do volunteer work with impoverished kids in Spain... but that ambition burned briefly and then died forever when I got to the "Work history for the last five years" part of the application form (so many lies to check and cross-check with my CV). You may have noticed that last section was in italics, that's because it was sarcasm (remember me changing the world in the last post,) of course I wasn't going to volunteer in Spain. Why would I go to Spain to give up my valuble (and massively wasted) free time to not get paid to work when I can do that right here in the North Pole (sorry England, damn you snow, DAMN YOU!)? And why would I go work with impoverished children when I can never have any of my own (damn you laptop, DAMN YOU!)? Nah I'm kidding, but enjoy the match anyway and if you want to the download links for better quality holla. Peace.