Saturday, 19 March 2011

The difference between Jews and Blacks.

You know the main difference between Jews (or Jewish people because just saying Jews sounds a little anti-semitic) and Blacks (or black people because blacks sounds a little racist...from a non black) is? Apart from the fact the Jews were persecuted for fours years (Germany, 1941 - 1945) and now they run Hollywood and blacks were persecuted for four hundred years (The whole world, from about now till 400 years ago) and now they run... hip hop? Apart from the fact that when a Jews get money (which I've heard they're real good at) they keeps that shits to themselves (once again I've heard that, I'm not the one saying it), and when Blacks gets money (which a lot of them say they're real good at) they go to a club and "make it rain" also known as throwing money away, in an upwards motion, but throwing it away none the less. Apart from that fact I can't spot a bunch of Jewish people from halfway down the street and the same way an antelope can spot a bunch of lions from halfway down the savannah and automatically get ready for "armhouse". Apart from the fact in the short 15 minute walk from my work to my house I managed to spot (from halfway up the street) six separate groups of Black people and no Jewish people (then again I live in Islington and not Stamford Hill). Apart from all of these things you know what the main difference is... Black people belong to a race and Jewish people belong to a religion. Shalom nigga.

p.s. I'm black and was born in Israel so I'm not dissing anyone (you nappy-headed shyster you)

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