Half a convo with a side of Anti-American sentiment please

http://www.businessweek.com/lifestyle/content/healthday/639354.html

[Halfway through a random phone conversation you only hear one side of]

Caller One:
You know what's American and bad for you?
I wasn't gonna say that but yeah.
Yeah that too.
Yeah OK shut up cause we could be here all day, the answer is Lucky Charms.
Yeah the cereal, steer clear of that man it’s fucked.
Fuck you mean it’s not Irish it’s American.
The box doesn’t matter it’s not Irish mate it’s American.
I dunno, because some Americans like to claim they’re Irish for some reason, when they like live in Boston or some shit.
The Boston Celtics, you mean the NBA team, haha yeah you’re right all them niggas Irish haha.
Name one? OK Jack Nicholson’s character in The Departed. Thy tried to say he was Irish and he wouldn’t know the difference between a sheleighly and a shovel.
It’s a type of club they have in Ireland.
What's a club, are you serious? It’s like a baseball bat, Jesus I should’ve said shamrock.
Yeah they did try and say he was Irish, watch the film.
Why would they do that? Because they're liara I guess.
Hahaha, the fuck you mean Americans don’t lie, what planet are you from?
What, you’re in America right now? Fuck off, since when? Why didn’t you say anything?! What’s the time over there?
Rah, that’s late… or early depending on how you look at it.
What, haha nah man I called collect. YOU’RE paying for this call.
Hahahahaha, whoa whoa man, you kiss ur mudda wit dat mout?
Haha it’s pronounced A-R-S-E hole, spelling some words wrong doesn’t make it a new language buddy
Haha well I’d love to stay and chat but you’re a total prick.
Yeah that was from Family Guy, you should know it it’s also American and not good for you, or anyone anymore.
[DIALTONE]