The difference between Jews and Blacks.

You know the main difference between Jews (or Jewish people because just saying Jews sounds a little anti-semitic) and Blacks (or black people because blacks sounds a little racist...from a non black) is? Apart from the fact the Jews were persecuted for fours years (Germany, 1941 - 1945) and now they run Hollywood and blacks were persecuted for four hundred years (The whole world, from about now till 400 years ago) and now they run... hip hop? Apart from the fact that when a Jews get money (which I've heard they're real good at) they keeps that shits to themselves (once again I've heard that, I'm not the one saying it), and when Blacks gets money (which a lot of them say they're real good at) they go to a club and "make it rain" also known as throwing money away, in an upwards motion, but throwing it away none the less. Apart from that fact I can't spot a bunch of Jewish people from halfway down the street and the same way an antelope can spot a bunch of lions from halfway down the savannah and automatically get ready for "armhouse". Apart from the fact in the short 15 minute walk from my work to my house I managed to spot (from halfway up the street) six separate groups of Black people and no Jewish people (then again I live in Islington and not Stamford Hill). Apart from all of these things you know what the main difference is... Black people belong to a race and Jewish people belong to a religion. Shalom nigga.

p.s. I'm black and was born in Israel so I'm not dissing anyone (you nappy-headed shyster you)

Half a convo with a side of Anti-American sentiment please

http://www.businessweek.com/lifestyle/content/healthday/639354.html

[Halfway through a random phone conversation you only hear one side of]

Caller One:
You know what's American and bad for you?
I wasn't gonna say that but yeah.
Yeah that too.
Yeah OK shut up cause we could be here all day, the answer is Lucky Charms.
Yeah the cereal, steer clear of that man it’s fucked.
Fuck you mean it’s not Irish it’s American.
The box doesn’t matter it’s not Irish mate it’s American.
I dunno, because some Americans like to claim they’re Irish for some reason, when they like live in Boston or some shit.
The Boston Celtics, you mean the NBA team, haha yeah you’re right all them niggas Irish haha.
Name one? OK Jack Nicholson’s character in The Departed. Thy tried to say he was Irish and he wouldn’t know the difference between a sheleighly and a shovel.
It’s a type of club they have in Ireland.
What's a club, are you serious? It’s like a baseball bat, Jesus I should’ve said shamrock.
Yeah they did try and say he was Irish, watch the film.
Why would they do that? Because they're liara I guess.
Hahaha, the fuck you mean Americans don’t lie, what planet are you from?
What, you’re in America right now? Fuck off, since when? Why didn’t you say anything?! What’s the time over there?
Rah, that’s late… or early depending on how you look at it.
What, haha nah man I called collect. YOU’RE paying for this call.
Hahahahaha, whoa whoa man, you kiss ur mudda wit dat mout?
Haha it’s pronounced A-R-S-E hole, spelling some words wrong doesn’t make it a new language buddy
Haha well I’d love to stay and chat but you’re a total prick.
Yeah that was from Family Guy, you should know it it’s also American and not good for you, or anyone anymore.
[DIALTONE]